35+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (April 5, 2024)

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    imgflip.com PLAYER DOES A THING Sector is clear. DM: "ARE YOU SURE?" NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!
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    WHEN YOU GET DEALT x3 MORE DAMAGE THAN YOU HAVE HP BUT YOUR PARTY STILL TRIES TO DO A MEDICINE CHECK fb.com/dndmemes
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    Visualizing in the mirror the Dungeon Master I want to become:
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    When the barbarian crits against a goblin and insists on rolling damage even though minimum damage would kill it. "Stop! He's already dead."
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    Dungeon Master What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin... The Players My Diabolical Plan by The Dungeon Master ת
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    DM: "There are alot of enemies, so Stealth may be your best option." me: So anyway, I started blasting FX R
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    When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: 500 Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
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    Me running a combat encounter with multiple stat blocks, keeping initiative, DJ'ing the battle music, taking notes, and arguing with my partner over text.
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    Bandit Leader: Please! Spare me and I'll give you everything. 100 Gold, some pearl earrings, I've even got this Wizards spellbook! YOURS! JUST LET ME LIVE!!! Barbarian: RUA DMG You got any stuff that doesn't ?
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    Wizard: "I cast Fireba-" Everyone near the monster: @BorksMeme ... it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your
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    player in the plane of air: so whats at the bottom? DM: you don't know player: lets find out then Familiar Player
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    When someone asks you about the extensive lore you made for this game Milank Unusually repulsive cat startled by a gesture of affection
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    The Rogue when the Champion/Paladin tries to tell them what to do @dmg_run I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.
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    I looked forward in time, I saw 14,000,605 futures. In how many of those do our schedules sync up so we can play D&D? One.
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    When the DM has to run both the BBEG and NPC helping the party during battle
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    When the Gm asks you're sure and you say yes GM's Scree
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    Ο otherwindow Why are the wise wizards and witches in the party always posh British people and never like, an Australian mage. Rogue: The artefact we stole appears to be celestial in origin Outback Mage: too right mate bismuth @gamowrimo @bismuthmachines Replying to @Loudwindow Outback mage: strewth this place is chockas with ripper material components, casting spells is gonna be a piece of Magic shop attendant, trembling: sir I don't speak extraplanar languages, please just buy things and go 25
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    ROGUES SOLVING MURDERS: CLERICS SOLVING MURDERS: Welcome back! Who killed ya? @tabletalegames MY PLAYERS SOLVING MURDERS: - Well, of course I know him. He's me.
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    DM: as you enter the village you see that it has recently been pillaged by orcs, and the bodies of the villagers have been dumped down the well in the center of town. The Necromancer: 0000
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    PLAYER: WOW! YOU REALLY KILLED US ALREADY? DM:*SHRUGS* ALSO,DM: @FEEDTHEJAR In this world it's either yeet or be yeeted.
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    Our Druid who can talk to plants Our DM who has to voice every toadstool we come across squirrel or My Warlock who can speak to animals
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    OLD SCHOOL D&D WAT BECAUSE JELLO IN THE '80'S WAS TERRIFYING
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    Party: no don't we're in a tavern Druid: I use wild shape... What the are you doing, man? MEMES
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    when the wizard goes down: Tank First time?
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    made with mematic No you can't do that You can certainly try
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    Me: So what did I miss last session, we were gonna go shopping right? DM: Well things got a little...weird... ICE STER MG MAL
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    B DandyBeyond 4 @DandyBeyond Druid: I shouldn't have done that. I should NOT have done that. DM: Yeah... Druid: I use my action to smoke some herbs and go 12 seconds back in the past to change that DM: Why on earth do you think that would work? Druid: Thyme travel. DM: I'll allow it. funny.co
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    When the TTRPG clicks for your new players and they start RP'ing or discussing lore without any prompting RUN DMG
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    DM: Cleric, the hag points a glowing green finger at you. What's your greatest fear? Cleric: Living a lonely, pointless life devoid of meaning or connection DM: Cleric, what is your character's greatest fear?
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    Some random dude: Our bard, high as a kite: Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact disrespect me again and I'll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out 3/9/19, 4:54 PM
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    DM: "The axe sticks out from the ground, surrounded by an eerie glow. The plantlife around it is all dead and the air smells foul." Barbarian: I feel like maybe I should touch that.
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    Kobold PERSONALITY TRAITS Koboldism IDEALS Kobolds G Being a BONDS FLAWS Meme kobold 000
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    PALADIN: "DID YOU VANDALIZE THAT LADIES HOME?" KOBOLDS: "YEA WE DID!" PALADIN: "GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME" KOBOLD PALADIN
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    WHEN YOU CAST HASTE FOR THE FIRST TIME THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! 144000 00 00000C
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    Druid: Can you open this chest Rogue: I can try *nat 1* Rogue: BBC Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at,
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    Warlock: *Disobeys patron* Patron: You talking mad for someone in Smiting distance
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    Being a Goliath barbarian who speaks common poorly because he's dumb Being a Goliath wizard who speaks common poorly because it's his 5th language
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    When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    When your players start calling unnatural 20s "flaccid 20's"

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